For whatever reason, my satellite radio wasn't working this morning. So where I'm normally hearing Howard Stern on Sirius, I was hearing Steve Harvey on WCGI.
A woman called in with a house problem. Something about mold on her molding. And like any good radio host, Harvey eventually worked it around to the important stuff.
Him: How tall are you?
Her: Oh, I'm just 5 feet.
Him: And how much you weigh?
Her: 'Bout 165.
I cringed, waiting for the usual Stern chorus of hoots, hollers and pig snorts. But instead,
Him: Ooh, girl. Mmm.
Sidekick Guy: Perfection.
Made my morning.
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